Smart dog
Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 6:27 amFour men were bragging about how smart their dogs were. One was an engineer, the second man was an accountant, the third man was a chemist, the fourth worked for a local authority.
To show off, the engineer called to his dog. "T-square, do your stuff." T-square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed
that was pretty smart.
But the accountant said his dog could do better. He called to his dog and said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff." Spreadsheet went out into the
kitchen and returned with a dozen biscuits. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 biscuits each. Everyone agreed that was good.
But the chemist said his dog could do better. He called to his dog and said, "Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up, walked over to the fridge took out a half litre of milk, got a 700ml glass from the
cupboard and poured exactly 500ml without spilling a drop.Everyone agreed that was pretty impressive.
Then the three men turned to the council worker and said, "What can your dog do?" The public servant called to his dog and Said, "Coffee Break, do your stuff." Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the
biscuits, drank the milk, sexually assaulted the other three dogs,claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for workers compensation and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.
They all agreed, that was brilliant.
To show off, the engineer called to his dog. "T-square, do your stuff." T-square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed
that was pretty smart.
But the accountant said his dog could do better. He called to his dog and said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff." Spreadsheet went out into the
kitchen and returned with a dozen biscuits. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 biscuits each. Everyone agreed that was good.
But the chemist said his dog could do better. He called to his dog and said, "Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up, walked over to the fridge took out a half litre of milk, got a 700ml glass from the
cupboard and poured exactly 500ml without spilling a drop.Everyone agreed that was pretty impressive.
Then the three men turned to the council worker and said, "What can your dog do?" The public servant called to his dog and Said, "Coffee Break, do your stuff." Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the
biscuits, drank the milk, sexually assaulted the other three dogs,claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for workers compensation and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.
They all agreed, that was brilliant.
