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Australian farmers

Postby ozzy72 » Sat Apr 24, 2004 1:57 am

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Re: Australian farmers

Postby Saitek » Sat Apr 24, 2004 8:42 am

Lol!
Thats a good one.
That must have taken a bit of work getting that great beast on, let alone staying on. ;D ;D ;D :D

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Re: Australian farmers

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Sat Apr 24, 2004 9:11 am

 ;D ;D ;D

 Q. What do you call an Aberdeen farmer with a sheep under each arm?


 A. A pimp.
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Re: Australian farmers

Postby jimclarke » Sat Apr 24, 2004 11:27 am

Do you think the sheep will be ready to "solo" soon?

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Re: Australian farmers

Postby FLYING_TRUCKER » Sat Apr 24, 2004 12:38 pm

What!!!...no helmets ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Australian farmers

Postby BFMF » Sat Apr 24, 2004 1:36 pm

lol
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Re: Australian farmers

Postby raz » Sat Apr 24, 2004 1:49 pm

I can't help but wonder what the sheep is thinking.  Who knows what the guy is thinking, but I doubt anybody want to know what's on his mind.
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Re: Australian farmers

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Sat Apr 24, 2004 3:25 pm

D'you suppose they're on the look out for a motel? ;D
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Re: Australian farmers

Postby Hagar » Sat Apr 24, 2004 3:29 pm

Probably Fozzer in disguise. :o ;D
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Re: Australian farmers

Postby ChuckMajik » Sat Apr 24, 2004 4:19 pm

From the looks of it, that dog almost got smoked!
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Re: Australian farmers

Postby tsunami_KNUW » Sat Apr 24, 2004 4:32 pm

Lol, you don't see that everyday. They should train all sheep to do that  ;D
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Re: Australian farmers

Postby packercolinl » Sun Apr 25, 2004 6:34 am

Now let's see,a picture paints a thousand words but I'll try to do it in less.

Cocky(farmer) and Dog have worked a mob down to the shearing shed yard and the dozie b*stard on the bike(not the cocky) decided to cut off from the mob and go back where it last had a feed. They've gone back out and run the thing down 'til it was b*ggered(can't run 'em too hard 'cos the pr*cks'll drop dead onya).

So now it's easy to dump on the tank and take it back to the mob.

As for Dog he's nowhere being smoked-he is in fact wondering what that STUPID animal is doing in HIS seat!! He'd normally jump up on the left(clutch side)but he sees there's no room so he's off to the other side for another shot at it. However that STUPID animal will still be there so he'll have to run behind.

And if you get the impression I think sheep are the MOST STUPID animals on earth,I can't imagine why.

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