Did you know???

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Did you know???

Postby stormy » Tue Apr 20, 2004 11:18 am

 ;)Thought provoking....


;D

A) The number of physicians in the US is 700,000

B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year is 120,000

C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171 (US. Dept. of Health and Human
Services) :P ::)

Now, think about this: ;D :o

A) Number of gun owners in the US. Is 80,000,000 (yes, 80 million)

B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups) is 1,500.

C) The number of accidental gun deaths per owner is 0000188. Statistically,
doctors are about 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.


Fact: not everyone has a gun, but almost everyone has at least one doctor.

Please, alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors
before this gets out of hand.

In the interests of public safety, the statistics on lawyers have been
omitted for fear that the shock would cause people to seek medical attention
and buy a gun!
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Re: Did you know???

Postby ozzy72 » Tue Apr 20, 2004 12:55 pm

Thanks for the warning Wendy ;) I'll just pop off down the hospital with my M-60 and save some lives ;D
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Re: Did you know???

Postby Donnie111 » Thu Apr 22, 2004 3:19 pm

Thanks for the warning Wendy ;) I'll just pop off down the hospital with my M-60 and save some lives ;D


LOL :)......glad to live in holland:P
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Re: Did you know???

Postby Saitek » Thu Apr 22, 2004 4:24 pm


LOL :)......glad to live in holland:P


Lol, I'm glad I live in Scotland. I have friends in Texas and they say that gun crime is really bad. I think most houses have at least one gun, - just for self defence.
Thankfully over here, most people don't own one.
I have actually never held a gun that could be fatal if used. Sounds stupid, but I have hardly seen any either! Apart from those on military parades, and some antique ones in museums!

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Re: Did you know???

Postby BFMF » Fri Apr 23, 2004 1:15 pm

Didn't I post this once years ago ???

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Re: Did you know???

Postby stormy » Fri Apr 23, 2004 1:19 pm

Didn't I post this once years ago ???

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"BITE ME ANDREW" :P :P :P
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Re: Did you know???

Postby BFMF » Fri Apr 23, 2004 1:24 pm

Never mind. I could have sworn that I did, but oh well

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Re: Did you know???

Postby Jared » Sat Apr 24, 2004 9:47 pm

"BITE ME ANDREW" :P :P :P


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Re: Did you know???

Postby Smoke2much » Sat Apr 24, 2004 10:41 pm

Wendy,

I printed that off while I was at work tonight.  All of the nurses thought that it was funny but I'm afraid the medics didn't like it at all ;D

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Re: Did you know???

Postby stormy » Sun Apr 25, 2004 1:27 am

[quote]Wendy,

I printed that off while I was at work tonight.
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