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A mother enters her daughter's bedroom &  sees a letter over the bed. With
>the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands: :o
>
>Dear Mom,
>It is with great regret & sorrow that I'm telling you that I have eloped
>with
>my new boyfriend. I found real passion & he is so nice, even with all his
>piercings & tattoos, and I love riding on the back of his big motorcycle.
>But
>it's not only that mom, I'm pregnant & Ahmed said that we will be very
>happy in
>his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me &
>that's
>one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone & we'll
>be
>growing it for us & his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine
>&
>ecstasy we may want. In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the
>AIDS
>cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15
>years old
>now & I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'll visit so you can get
>to
>know your grandchildren.
>
>Your daughter,
>Judith
> :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :(
>PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm next door at Sandy's.  I just wanted to show
>you
>that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk
>drawer...I love you!
> > >Hysterical Squirrel story

LOL

Still...if one of my daughters did that I am sure her mother would have her doing chores for a week...maybe a month depending on the report card!!

Still it was kind of clever

Cheers...Happy Landings...Doug

Good one Wendy

Mark

lol..that's cool! :-)

Lol!  Before I read the P.S I wondered how could this be a joke?!  ;D

My high school english teacher told us a version of that for college prep.  It was a good example, but she was an oddball.  She told the class that we should break-up with all our gfs and bfs before we left for college!  

lol

Now thats funny  ;D

Man, that's good!  I wish I had thought of that when I was 15!  Funny, Wendy!

[quote]Man, that's good!