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Assertive

Postby ozzy72 » Thu Apr 15, 2004 12:42 pm

A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife; so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home.  

He had finished the book by the time he reached his house. The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that 'I' am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax.

And, when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's doing to dress me and comb my hair?"  

"The funeral director," said his wife.  
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Re: Assertive

Postby Sock » Thu Apr 15, 2004 12:47 pm

LOL Mark!!  Thats a keeper. ;D
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Re: Assertive

Postby FLYING_TRUCKER » Thu Apr 15, 2004 6:47 pm

;D ;D ;D ;DLMAO ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Assertive

Postby BFMF » Fri Apr 16, 2004 11:21 pm

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Re: Assertive

Postby tsunami_KNUW » Fri Apr 16, 2004 11:27 pm

Lol, guess we can't always get what we want, eh?!  ;D
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Re: Assertive

Postby GeForce » Sat Apr 17, 2004 2:04 am

;D ;D ;D
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Re: Assertive

Postby Wing Nut » Mon Apr 19, 2004 5:54 pm

He read the book on the way home?  Boy, fast reader... ;D
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Re: Assertive

Postby chomp_rock » Wed Apr 21, 2004 11:22 am

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Re: Assertive

Postby Saitek » Wed Apr 21, 2004 11:25 am

Obviosly that was one man who married the wrong wife!

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Re: Assertive

Postby Stratobat » Wed Apr 21, 2004 4:17 pm

Obviosly that was one man who married the wrong wife!


LMAO...  :P
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Re: Assertive

Postby Jared » Wed Apr 21, 2004 9:25 pm

[quote]He read the book on the way home?
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