Did Santa bring it?

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Did Santa bring it?

Postby ozzy72 » Sat Apr 17, 2004 1:34 am

A New York city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop said, "Did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yep," the little girl said, "He sure did!"

The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."

The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.

The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse not on top."
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Re: Did Santa bring it?

Postby BFMF » Sat Apr 17, 2004 1:37 am

I almost fell out of my chair laughing so hard! ;D ;D
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Re: Did Santa bring it?

Postby ozzy72 » Sat Apr 17, 2004 1:44 am

Thats okay I shot hot coffee out of my nose Andrew ;) ;D
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Re: Did Santa bring it?

Postby FLYING_TRUCKER » Sat Apr 17, 2004 7:43 am

LMAO ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Did Santa bring it?

Postby Jared » Sat Apr 17, 2004 8:35 am

Thats okay I shot hot coffee out of my nose Andrew ;) ;D


Did it burn???

I heard this one from one of the older women from work a few months ago...
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Re: Did Santa bring it?

Postby tsunami_KNUW » Sat Apr 17, 2004 10:39 am

LMAO! ;D
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Re: Did Santa bring it?

Postby Squeek » Sat Apr 17, 2004 6:29 pm

Thats okay I shot hot coffee out of my nose Andrew ;) ;D


That must have hurt. Tip, dont drink while there is a chance of something funny comming up, never fails to come out the nose if you laugh while drinking.
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Re: Did Santa bring it?

Postby Politically Incorrect » Sun Apr 18, 2004 4:15 am

That is the best one I have seen yet today!!!
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Re: Did Santa bring it?

Postby Wing Nut » Mon Apr 19, 2004 5:51 pm

I know you didn't just tell that joke... ;D
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Re: Did Santa bring it?

Postby chomp_rock » Mon Apr 19, 2004 9:07 pm

ROFLMAO!
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Re: Did Santa bring it?

Postby Tchkinjiu » Wed Apr 21, 2004 7:38 pm

Dude, that's frickin hilarious! LOL!
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Re: Did Santa bring it?

Postby chomp_rock » Wed Apr 21, 2004 9:03 pm

ROFLMAO = Rolling on floor laughing my a$$ off.
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