Redneck Genie
Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2004 1:36 amOne day Boudreaux and Thibodeaux was out squirrel huntin enjoyin the nice breeze on the bayou. Thibodeaux felt a gravin and went for a smoke only to realize that he had left his lighter at the house. He asks Boudreaux if he has one. Boudreaux says sure and hans him a 12 inch bic. Thibodeausx says damn man where did ya get such a big lighter. My genie gave it to me, says Boudreaux. Thibodeaux was a little jealous but he knew him and Boudreaux was best buds so he asked if he could make a wish. Boudreaux didn't mind so Thibodeaux says I wish for a million bucks. They got done huntin and both went back to there houses. When Thibodeaux got home he couldn't believe his eyes. There must have been a million ducks in his yard. He went straight over to Boudreaux's and said, What the hell man. I asked for bucks not ducks what's the matter with that damn genie. Boudreaux say's, Oh yeah i forgot to tell ya my genie is hard of hearing how the hell do ya think i got a 12 inch bic 
