Rules For Entering Texas

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Rules For Entering Texas

Guidelines for travel in Texas

Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an Idiot.

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[Iroquois]

Good one. Sounds a bit like where I live. They just started expanding the town so all the people from Toronto are comming over. Rude, pushy, and a bunch of whiners. No, we don't have a big Wal-Mart, yes we only have one post office (although we used to have 3). I'm sorry if the roads are dirty and narrow, that's what you get when you elect hicks for town council.

[raz]

That's how life goes in the Midwest as well.  It's wonderful.  It's so much more relaxing.  The country group Alabama really said it best:

I'm in a hurry to get things done,
I rush and rush until life's no fun.
All I really gotta do is live and die,
But I'm in a hurry and don't know why.

[Wing Nut]

*sniff*  Brung a tear to me eye, it did...

[Scorpiоn]

Hell yes!!!

Umm, sorry...

-Mike

PS: No I'm not.

PPS: I'm from Texas, what country are you from?