Little Johnny watched his daddy's car drive past the school playground and go into the woods.
Curious, he followed the car and saw his Daddy and Auntie Jane in a passionate embrace.
Little Johnny found this so exciting, he ran off home to tell his mother.
"Mummy" he said "I was in the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Auntie Jane. I looked through the window and he was giving Auntie Jane a big kiss. Then he helped her take off her shirt, and she helped him take off his trousers. Then Auntie Jane"........
At this point, his mother stopped him, and said "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, save the rest of it till suppertime. I want to see the look on your Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."
At the dinner table Mummy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story about the car going into the woods, the undressing, Auntie Jane laying down on the back seat.....
"Then Auntie Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army!!!!! ;D
Tony
OkayLOL
