Growing old Disgracefully.
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2004 1:26 pmMorris, a 92 year-old man went to the doctor to get a
physical.
A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down
the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.
A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and
said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doctor:
'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"
The Doctor said, "I didn't say that!! I said you got
a heart murmur. Be careful!"
physical.
A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down
the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.
A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and
said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doctor:
'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"
The Doctor said, "I didn't say that!! I said you got
a heart murmur. Be careful!"
