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There was a stadium full with 60,000 people who all had blonde hair. Only people with blonde hair were allowed to the event. The host of the show started to talk.

'Hello everyone! We have made this event to show that blonde people are not stupid, contrary to popular belief! We are actually very clever!'

Everyone starts to cheer.

'And to prove we are not stupid, I will ask this lady here a question.'

He walks forward to a 30-year old woman.

'Madam, what is 4+4?'

'Er... is it 2?'

Everyone in the stadium starts to chant 'Give her another chance! Give her another chance!'

'Er... is it 4?'

'Give her another chance! Give her another chance!'

'Ahh! Yes, of course! 4+4=8!'

'Give her another chance! Give her another chance!'

I'm Forwarwarding that to my blond stepfather. Thanks!

And I thought that they weren't going to be allowed to do the wave, since so many blondes were drowning at the games...;-)

Been there, posted this...  :)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha.... i knew that one, but in portuguese (i live in brazil)

it's amazing how far blonde jokes travel