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Toro SB hotline

Postby The Ruptured Duck » Wed Mar 31, 2004 9:22 pm

Top Ten Questions Received By The Toro Snow Blower Hotline
10. "I'm blowing into it, but it won't snow"
9. "Do you make one for rain?"
8. "Who do I call about reattaching my hand?"
7. "Can you use it to make sno-cones?"
6. "This is Monica Lewinsky, are you looking for a spokesperson?"
5. "Can I use it to make cole slaw?"
4. "Toro? Oh, I'm sorry. I was trying to call Zorro?"
3. "Can I use the snow blower indoors as a fan?"
2. "Where exactly does Bush think he's getting the money to go to Mars?"
1. "Can I blow myself?"

From Dave Letterman, I love this one!
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Re: Toro SB hotline

Postby IcedFoxtrotter » Wed Mar 31, 2004 11:59 pm

#9 lol  ;D
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Re: Toro SB hotline

Postby Jared » Sat Apr 03, 2004 11:02 am

lol,,,#6 is pretty good,

but I bet that they don't suck/blow more than Paris Hilton....:-) ;D
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Re: Toro SB hotline

Postby Wing Nut » Sun Apr 04, 2004 9:23 am

Monica Lewinsky...  Heh heh...  Tramp... :)
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