Dentist

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Dentist

Postby terbert » Tue Mar 30, 2004 1:19 pm

:) :) :)

A man goes into a Dentist's surgery. " How can I help you" says the Dentist.
"I think I am a moth" says the man.
"I beg your pardon!" says the dentist.
"I think I am a moth"
"You need a psychiatrist"
"Yes , I need a psychiatrist" says the man
"So why did you come in here?" said the Dentist
"The light was on" said the man!!!!!!!   ;D



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Re: Dentist

Postby IcedFoxtrotter » Tue Mar 30, 2004 1:25 pm

I think I get it, not sure though. :) :-[
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Re: Dentist

Postby Fozzer » Tue Mar 30, 2004 1:30 pm

LOL...LOL...LOL...!

Excellent Tony, as usual... ;D...!

...another one for my "Laughter Folder".... ;)...!

Cheers Mate... ;D..!

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Re: Dentist

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Tue Mar 30, 2004 1:42 pm

"Doctor doctor, I've just swallowed some red, blue, yellow, pink, brown and black snooker balls!"
"You need some greens."
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Re: Dentist

Postby IcedFoxtrotter » Tue Mar 30, 2004 1:45 pm

Oh yeah, I do get it.Image
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Re: Dentist

Postby ozzy72 » Tue Mar 30, 2004 2:36 pm

V.Clever Tony, I nearly spat my mouthful of beer out :o ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Dentist

Postby terbert » Tue Mar 30, 2004 5:48 pm

;D ;D ;D

Thanks, guys

Appreciated ;D

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Re: Dentist

Postby Jared » Tue Mar 30, 2004 10:29 pm

gotta love it...

Seen it in the readers digest a few months ago...;-)
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Re: Dentist

Postby FLYING_TRUCKER » Wed Mar 31, 2004 7:33 pm

;D ;DLOL

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