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Nursing Home Patient

PostPosted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 12:25 am
by jimclarke
A family had to bring their grandfather to a nursing home.  He was well taken care of by the staff.  At his first meal, they set him at the table, gave him a bib and some good food.  Suddenly he started to lean to the left but the orderly grabbed his shoulders and straightened him back up.  He started to lean to the right, but again, the orderly grabbed his shoulders and straightened him back up.  Later on his family came to visit.  They asked him how he like living at the nursing home.  He told them the food was good and the staff was friendly and helpful, but they wouldn't allow him to "break wind".

Jim

Re: Nursing Home Patient

PostPosted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 2:38 pm
by terbert
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Good one, Jim.

Like it ;D ;D

Tony C

Re: Nursing Home Patient

PostPosted: Thu Mar 25, 2004 12:37 am
by Jared
lol...lol...lol... ;D ;D ;D

sounds like my grandfather! :-)

Re: Nursing Home Patient

PostPosted: Thu Mar 25, 2004 12:40 am
by Corsair Freak
sounds like my grandfather! :-)


My Grandpa cuoldnt even hold it in that long ;D

Re: Nursing Home Patient

PostPosted: Thu Mar 25, 2004 3:19 am
by Polynomial
lol