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Things to do at the movie theatre

PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2004 9:24 pm
by russ
1. Hum the theme song of the movie out loud.
2. Make finger puppets in front of the projector.
3.When gunshots ring out in the movie yell, "Bang! Bang!"
4. Stick a piece of popcorn to the end of your straw and shoot
it 6 rows ahead of you. (Works even better with unpopped kernels
and Juji fruits.)
5. Use a whoopee cushion. Nuff said.
6. Wear a top hat.
7. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
8. Go, "Oooooooooooooohhhhh!" during the kissing scenes.
9. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
10. Make a noise like your passing gas and say, "Ahh...."
11. Start wheezing and ask the person next to you if you can
have some Juji Fruits for your asthma.
12. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast forward it?"
13. When the bad guy is about to do something devious, yell at
the top of your lungs, "Watch out!"
14. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
15. Tell the man selling popcorn that the girl's bathroom is
flooding.
16. If you've seen the movie before, at the climax, yell out
what happens next.
17. Tell the man next to you that you have diarrhea and wink. ;)
18. wear a cape and when it's your turn to get popcorn yell,
"I'm Batman! Ha! Ha!" and run away.
19. Yell, "FIRE!!!" and moon the people coming through the exit.
20. Gently, very softly, place a single kernel of popcorn on the
head of the man in front of you.
21. Say that this person can't sit next to you because your
invisible friend is sitting there.
22. Scream out, "Hey, this isn't Bambi!"
23. Stare at the person sitting across the aisle from you, then
quickly look back at the screen when they look at you. Then,
when they turn away, stare again.
24. See if you can get a sticky Juji fruit to stick to the
screen.

Re: Things to do at the movie theatre

PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2004 9:27 pm
by Jared
lol..something different to do at the movies...:-)

Re: Things to do at the movie theatre

PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2004 1:06 am
by Corsair Freak
Or U Could Forget All That And Make-Out With Your Girlfriend ;D

LMAO

Re: Things to do at the movie theatre

PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2004 1:25 am
by the_autopilot
Or U Could Forget All That And Make-Out With Your Girlfriend ;D

LMAO


I like your idea better.

Re: Things to do at the movie theatre

PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2004 3:35 am
by IcedFoxtrotter
Or U Could Forget All That And Make-Out With Your Girlfriend ;D

LMAO

I'm going to have to say soo too.

Re: Things to do at the movie theatre

PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2004 10:44 am
by Jared
Or U Could Forget All That And Make-Out With Your Girlfriend ;D

LMAO


Some of us are happily single still...so until I find the right girlfriend...I will be using the first list...:-)

Re: Things to do at the movie theatre

PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2004 6:53 pm
by Squeek
Yea ive been singal (now happily, not sure if that is a good thing of not) for, ummm, how old am i again?

Re: Things to do at the movie theatre

PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2004 6:22 am
by Polynomial
Or U Could Forget All That And Make-Out With Your Girlfriend ;D

LMAO


most certainly .  . . . ..

Re: Things to do at the movie theatre

PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2004 9:41 am
by Jared
Yea ive been singal (now happily, not sure if that is a good thing of not) for, ummm, how old am i again?


lol...I had a girlfriend for about 2 months out of my 21+ years of living here on earth...;-)

Don't really need one until I find someone worth going out with...I'm not gonna waste her time, my time, and my money unless she is worth it, ya know?

Re: Things to do at the movie theatre

PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2004 3:37 pm
by Squeek
yea i get exactly what you are saying, Girlfriends are usally, unless you have exeptional luck, are really just expences, for lack of a better word.

Re: Things to do at the movie theatre

PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2004 2:40 am
by IcedFoxtrotter
Y'all need one of our chicks from Montana.  They're low maintenance, they don't need flowers, they don't need weepy movies, and they sure as hell don't need jewelry.  Plus they like to do guy stuff like hike, camp, shoot, and hunt, and "other fun things". ;D ;)

Re: Things to do at the movie theatre

PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2004 9:15 am
by Jared
"other fun things" huh?

You got a spare bedroom? How about a patch of grass to pitch a tent?

I'll be there in about 3 month's hiking....:-)

Re: Things to do at the movie theatre

PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2004 9:36 am
by Corsair Freak
:D ;D :D ;D :D ;) ;D

Re: Things to do at the movie theatre

PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2004 9:39 am
by Corsair Freak
[quote]

most certainly .

Re: Things to do at the movie theatre

PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2004 3:43 pm
by d0mokun
number 21 is the best imho lol.

dano