Alternate Names

[the_autopilot]

What do you call a glider that doesn't glide?
A 300 ft. drop off a cliff.

What do you call a trash can with wires running through it?
A mac

What do you call a unsafe plane?
Airbus

What do you call an accident prone car?
Ford

What does a policeman call a murder case?
a lot more paperwork

What do you call spyware plus adware plus slow internet?
AOL

What do you call spyware plus adware plus slow internet AND a computer wrecker?
AOL 9.0

[SideWinder9]

 ::)
Some of those are pretty strong oppinions.

[Woodlouse2002]

I must agree with the AOL ones though...

[IcedFoxtrotter]

What do you call a unsafe plane?
Airbus.

ROF

Some of us would rather take a train than ride a Scarebus.

[d0mokun]

boeing are too overrated. i like airbus. well, most of em. why are they not safe lol?

the mac one is good. but the first one is classic lol.

dano

[Jared]

In refererence to the first one, I believe that the best answer is rock...

[IcedFoxtrotter]

boeing are too overrated. i like airbus. well, most of em. why are they not safe lol?

the mac one is good. but the first one is classic lol.

dano

Because their autopilots are built on bank software and they kill their pilots, their throttles are not linked, and their sticks are not linked either.

[d0mokun]

really!? bit dodgy isnt it.

and lol at the rock comeback joke lol.

[Polynomial]