Here is a piece written by Andy Rooney....When he's right, he's right:
"As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are just
a few reasons why:
1. A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to
ask,"What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
2. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around
whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And it's usually
something more interesting.
3. A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is,
what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40
give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.
4. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you
at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you
deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get
away with it.
5. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what
it's like to be unappreciated.
6. A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women
friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend
because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 40 couldn't
care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends
won't betray her.
7. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a
woman over 40. They always know.
8. A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true
of younger women or drag queens.
9. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than
her younger counterpart.
10. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off you
are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where
you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately,
it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of
40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some
22-year-old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.
ANDY ROONEY........what a guy....
Damn right! No arguing with the truth. Just the facts, ma'am, just the facts.
