Things you'd love to say at work - but can't. . .

[Deputy]

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

How do I set a laser printer to stun?

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck.

[Politically Incorrect]

OH These will be used today!!  ;D

[Jared]

lol...

Can I trade my job for what's behind door number one???

[FLYING_TRUCKER]

Very Good


Cheers....Happy Landings....Doug

[flyboy 28]

LMAO!!!

[Jared]

Oh in regards to the title, why can't I say these at work?

[BFMF]

if only

[Politically Incorrect]

lol...

Can I trade my job for what's behind door number one???

Referance to the game show "Let's Make a Deal" with Monty Hall.

[Sock]

LOL!!!!

Oh in regards to the title, why can't I say these at work?

You'll get canned.  

[Craig.]

My last job i said some along the lines of these often, and most of them to my boss at least once:) didnt get canned.

[Jared]

[quote]LOL!!!!


You'll get canned.

[elvis767]

Yes I'll Use them right away

[Sock]

In regards to Sock's message: I can say just about anything to my boss, she is basically one step above white trash..:-) Did I say that out loud? Whatever I say she just laughs...:-) And what's this about getting canned? I would love for the day to come that I can finally tell them to kiss my all american white behind as I walk out that door...(I don't have a high opinion on the management...)

And the last one definetily applies to my current job...:-)

Well, with my luck I'd get canned.  ;D

[Jared]

[quote]

Well, with my luck I'd get canned.

[Sock]

yeah with your luck anybody would get canned...:-)

Yeah, my luck really sucks.  :'(  ;)