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Something to think about.

PostPosted: Wed Feb 04, 2004 4:11 am
by Deputy
Every year, parks in London alone are doused in one million gallons of dog urine. (Thirsty?)

The germs present in human faces can pass through up to ten layers of toilet paper. (Nice.)

The best recorded distance for projectile vomiting is 27.6 feet. (Sweet)

If your body's natural defenses failed, the bacteria in your gut would consume you within 48 hours, literally eating you from the inside out. (Yummy)

Parasites count for 0.9% of your body weight. (Thats nice.)

The longest recorded tapeworm found in the human body was 33 meters in length. (Damn)

A woman who had recently visited South America, where she had salaried in local rainforest, began to experience severe pains in her left ear, accompanied by headaches, dizziness and constant rustling sounds, at first put down to tinnitis. It became so serious that exploratory surgery was required, which revealed that a spider which had become trapped in her ear. Eventually it had eaten through her eardrum and was living within the aural cavity. The rustling sounds were from the spider crawling around inside her skull. An egg sac was also removed. . . (Lovely, ain't it?)

Enjoy your lunch!

Re: Something to think about.

PostPosted: Wed Feb 04, 2004 6:23 am
by Politically Incorrect
I had a buddy get a cockroach in his ear and have to have it removed!
But that just gives me the chills thinking about it!!

Re: Something to think about.

PostPosted: Wed Feb 04, 2004 8:39 am
by Tequila Sunrise
on behalf of all the arachnophobics here
ARGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Something to think about.

PostPosted: Wed Feb 04, 2004 10:03 am
by Jared
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Re: Something to think about.

PostPosted: Wed Feb 04, 2004 8:39 pm
by flyboy 28
:-/*PUKE* *GAG* *BARF* :-/

Re: Something to think about.

PostPosted: Thu Feb 05, 2004 1:12 am
by BFMF
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