Horse in Bar

Posted:
Fri Jan 09, 2004 12:34 am
by jimclarke
A horse comes into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey! Why the long face?"......

Re: Horse in Bar

Posted:
Fri Jan 09, 2004 1:53 am
by ChuckMajik
How about this,
"A man walks into a bar... OUCH!"
Re: Horse in Bar

Posted:
Fri Jan 09, 2004 3:52 am
by Travis
Actually, its better told:
Three men walk into a bar.
The fourth one ducks . . .
Re: Horse in Bar

Posted:
Mon Jan 19, 2004 3:49 am
by Wing Nut
Man, these are so old... ::)
A duck walks into a bar and tells the bartender "Give me a beer and put it on my bill!"