Fun with elements (a little johnny joke)

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Fun with elements (a little johnny joke)

Postby chomp_rock » Mon Jan 12, 2004 9:58 pm

In school one day, the teacher decided that in science class she would teach about the elements. So she stood in the front of the class and said, "Children, if you could have one raw element in the world what would it be?"

Little Stevie raised his hand and said, "I would want gold, because gold is worth a lot of money and I could buy a Porsche."

The teacher nodded and called on little Susie.

Little Susie said, "I would want platinum, because platinum is worth more than gold and I could buy a Corvette"

The teacher smiled and then called on Little Johnny.

Little Johnny stood up and said, "I would want silicon."

The teacher said, "Why Johnny?"

He responded by saying, "Because my mom has two bags of it and you should see all the sports cars outside our house!"
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Re: Fun with elements (a little johnny joke)

Postby Jared » Mon Jan 12, 2004 10:27 pm

;D ;D ;DD'oh!  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Fun with elements (a little johnny joke)

Postby Omag 2.0 » Tue Jan 13, 2004 4:24 am

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Postby Politically Incorrect » Tue Jan 13, 2004 5:12 am

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Fun with elements (a little johnny joke)

Postby FLYING_TRUCKER » Tue Jan 13, 2004 7:18 am

;D ;D ;D ;DLOL ;D ;D ;D



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Re: Fun with elements (a little johnny joke)

Postby Deputy » Tue Jan 13, 2004 3:42 pm

heh heh heh heh.... Gross, but not too bad.
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Re: Fun with elements (a little johnny joke)

Postby russ » Tue Jan 13, 2004 9:46 pm

LMAO!! ;D ;D
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Re: Fun with elements (a little johnny joke)

Postby Wing Nut » Mon Jan 19, 2004 3:46 am

::) :)
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