Blonde jokes, all over again! (Not for the timid!)
Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2003 5:06 amI hope to someday meet a hot blonde at a party, just so I can tell every one of these jokes! 
Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake.
One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?"
"You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.
Why do blondes like cars with adjustable steering wheels?
Because they like more head room.
Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."
So they went home.
''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?'' asked the blonde.
''No,'' said the brunette.
''Okay,'' said the blonde, ''you start.''
How do you keep a blonde busy? (see below)
How do you keep a blonde busy? (see above)
What's the difference between the Atlantic Coast and a blonde?
The Atlantic Coast would never have that many crabs!!
How can you tell when a blonde has been baking chocolate chip cookies?
There's M&M shells all over the floor.
Q: What do Barbie and Britney Spears have in common?
A: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.
(No foundation in reality, but funny anyway!)
Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?
A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock.
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!''
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!''
Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake.
One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?"
"You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.
Why do blondes like cars with adjustable steering wheels?
Because they like more head room.
Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."
So they went home.
''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?'' asked the blonde.
''No,'' said the brunette.
''Okay,'' said the blonde, ''you start.''
How do you keep a blonde busy? (see below)
How do you keep a blonde busy? (see above)
What's the difference between the Atlantic Coast and a blonde?
The Atlantic Coast would never have that many crabs!!
How can you tell when a blonde has been baking chocolate chip cookies?
There's M&M shells all over the floor.
Q: What do Barbie and Britney Spears have in common?
A: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.
(No foundation in reality, but funny anyway!)
Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?
A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock.
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!''
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!''