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Posted: **Mon Jan 05, 2004 4:30 pm**

Is so fat, you have to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.

Posted: **Mon Jan 05, 2004 6:12 pm**

LOL!

Posted: **Tue Jan 06, 2004 9:19 pm**

oh yeah?!? Well yo momma so nasty, they don't serve happy meals at the mcdonalds that she works at!

Posted: **Wed Jan 07, 2004 7:28 am**

Well, yo momma's so dumb she thinks serial killers put poison in people's corn flakes!

Posted: **Wed Jan 07, 2004 2:07 pm**

Well, YOUR mother is so dumb that her favorite color is clear.

Posted: **Wed Jan 07, 2004 7:38 pm**

ur mum's so fat she has to use matresses as tampons.

Posted: **Fri Jan 09, 2004 7:55 pm**

your momma so fat she walked out infront of me and i swerved to avoid her and ran out of fuel!!!!

Posted: **Fri Jan 09, 2004 8:27 pm**

Yo mama so old, when God said let there be light, she flipped the switch!

Posted: **Sat Jan 10, 2004 6:58 pm**

Your momma is so big they have to weigh her on the richter scale!

Posted: **Sat Jan 10, 2004 10:28 pm**

yo mama so fat, whenever she bends over we lose an hour of daylight!

Posted: **Sun Jan 11, 2004 7:48 am**

Your mama is so fat, you have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot! :-/

That might be pushing the envelope a little! :-X

Posted: **Sun Jan 11, 2004 7:50 am**

or Your mama is so fat that she gives new meaning to "Full Flaps"

Posted: **Sun Jan 11, 2004 7:28 pm**

Your momma so stupid it took her 4 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Posted: **Sun Jan 11, 2004 7:32 pm**

ur mommas so old that when someone said, act ur age, she died

Posted: **Sun Jan 11, 2004 8:14 pm**

ur mommas so old that when someone said, act ur age, she died

Your momma