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by **flyboy 28** » Mon Jan 05, 2004 4:30 pm

Is so fat, you have to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.

by **russ** » Mon Jan 05, 2004 6:12 pm

LOL!

by **Jared** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 9:19 pm

oh yeah?!? Well yo momma so nasty, they don't serve happy meals at the mcdonalds that she works at!

by **farmerdave** » Wed Jan 07, 2004 7:28 am

Well, yo momma's so dumb she thinks serial killers put poison in people's corn flakes!

by **russ** » Wed Jan 07, 2004 2:07 pm

Well, YOUR mother is so dumb that her favorite color is clear.

by **Polynomial** » Wed Jan 07, 2004 7:38 pm

ur mum's so fat she has to use matresses as tampons.

by **Daz** » Fri Jan 09, 2004 7:55 pm

your momma so fat she walked out infront of me and i swerved to avoid her and ran out of fuel!!!!

by **Jared** » Fri Jan 09, 2004 8:27 pm

Yo mama so old, when God said let there be light, she flipped the switch!

by **jimclarke** » Sat Jan 10, 2004 6:58 pm

Your momma is so big they have to weigh her on the richter scale!

by **Jared** » Sat Jan 10, 2004 10:28 pm

yo mama so fat, whenever she bends over we lose an hour of daylight!

by **Politically Incorrect** » Sun Jan 11, 2004 7:48 am

Your mama is so fat, you have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot! :-/

That might be pushing the envelope a little! :-X

by **Politically Incorrect** » Sun Jan 11, 2004 7:50 am

or Your mama is so fat that she gives new meaning to "Full Flaps"

by **the_autopilot** » Sun Jan 11, 2004 7:28 pm

Your momma so stupid it took her 4 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

by **Polynomial** » Sun Jan 11, 2004 7:32 pm

ur mommas so old that when someone said, act ur age, she died

by **Politically Incorrect** » Sun Jan 11, 2004 8:14 pm

ur mommas so old that when someone said, act ur age, she died

Your momma