So. California Traditions
Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2003 10:58 am>
>
>
> Not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, & Texan jokes...
> You know you're in Southern California when......
>
> 1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
>
> 2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
>
> 3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a
> conversation in English.
>
> 4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and
> is named
> Breeze or Flower.
>
> 5.. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
>
> 6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm
> donor.
>
> 7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are
> grown,
> and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and
> Ethiopian.
>
> 8. You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.
>
> 9. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
>
> 10. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
>
> 11. A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast.
>
> 12. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the US
>
> 13. A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless
> chaps. You don't even notice.
>
> 14. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30am at Starbucks wearing the
> baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really is
> George
> Clooney.
>
> 15. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
>
> 16. Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman
> who delivers your mail is into S & M, and your Mary Kay rep is a
> guy in drag.
>
> 17. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
>
> 18. Its barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news
> station: "STORM WATCH 2003."
>
> 19. You have to leave the big company meeting early because Billy
> Banks himself is teaching the 4:00pm Tae Bo class.
>
> 20. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are
> all busy with their cells or pagers.
>
> 21. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an
> hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
>
> 22. Hey!!!! Is Pot Illegal????
>
> 23. Both you and your dog have therapists.
>
> 24. The Terminator is your new governor.
>
>
> Not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, & Texan jokes...
> You know you're in Southern California when......
>
> 1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
>
> 2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
>
> 3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a
> conversation in English.
>
> 4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and
> is named
> Breeze or Flower.
>
> 5.. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
>
> 6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm
> donor.
>
> 7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are
> grown,
> and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and
> Ethiopian.
>
> 8. You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.
>
> 9. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
>
> 10. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
>
> 11. A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast.
>
> 12. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the US
>
> 13. A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless
> chaps. You don't even notice.
>
> 14. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30am at Starbucks wearing the
> baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really is
> George
> Clooney.
>
> 15. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
>
> 16. Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman
> who delivers your mail is into S & M, and your Mary Kay rep is a
> guy in drag.
>
> 17. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
>
> 18. Its barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news
> station: "STORM WATCH 2003."
>
> 19. You have to leave the big company meeting early because Billy
> Banks himself is teaching the 4:00pm Tae Bo class.
>
> 20. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are
> all busy with their cells or pagers.
>
> 21. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an
> hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
>
> 22. Hey!!!! Is Pot Illegal????
>
> 23. Both you and your dog have therapists.
>
> 24. The Terminator is your new governor.
