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Posted: **Wed Dec 31, 2003 2:23 pm**

I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE GRAMMAR IN THIS POSTING!! - Kevin

Denethor: I love the smell of lighter fluid in the morning.

Sauron (as his tower collapses): GOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNNNIIIITTTT!

Faramir when he sees Pippin: You're a cute one, aren't you?

Posted: **Wed Dec 31, 2003 2:36 pm**

ARWEN: What's this? A Ranger caught off his guard?

MERRY: Dude, you are sooo whipped.

Posted: **Thu Jan 01, 2004 5:40 am**

Nurse, could you please give Pippin his medication

Ozzy (who likes LOTR, but clearly not as much as Pippin

)

Posted: **Thu Jan 01, 2004 7:00 am**

Guess I'll have to see the movie to find the humor in this one:)

" Legolas (to Aragorn): Don't tell the dwarf, but I'm out of arrows "

Don't have to know what is going on, this just sounds funny!!

Posted: **Sat Jan 03, 2004 12:39 am**

soldier #2,334: this oiluphant just crushed 50 people. surely a soldier like me can take him on.

About the arrow thing, if you haven't seen, Legolas has a quiver of infinite arrows.

Or am I just mislead by this....

Posted: **Sun Jan 04, 2004 10:20 am**

I believe that in the battle for Helms deep Legolas actually runs out of arrows. Thats why he got his flick knives out.

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