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University of Illinois Football Exam

PostPosted: Fri Dec 26, 2003 11:22 am
by russ
University of Illinois Entrance exam

Football player version
Time limit: 3 weeks

1.  What language is spoken in France?

2.  Give a dissertation on the Ancient Babylonian Empire with particular
reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions - or -
give the first name of Pierre Tudeau.

3.  Would you ask William Shakespear to:
     a. build a bridge       b. sail the ocean      c. lead an army
     d. write a play

4. What religion is the Pope?       a. Jewish
      b. Catholic       c. Hindu       d. Polish       e. Agnostic
      (check only one)

5. Metric conversion - -  how many feet are in 0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on
the 5?

7. How many commandments was Moses given?  (APPROX.)

8. What are the people in America's far north called?          
a.westerners  b. southerners          c. easterners          d. northerners

9. Spell - Bush, Carter, and Clinton.

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being called
George the Sixth.  Name the previous five.

11. Where does the rain come from?
           a. Macy's            b. 7-11            c. Canada
           d. The Sky

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
            a. yes             b. no

13. What are coat hangers used for?

14. The Star Spangled Banner is the national anthem for what country?

15. Explain Le Chateliers principle of Dynamic equilibrium - or - spell
your name in block letters.

16. Where is the basement in a 3 story building located?

17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?          
a. New York     b. FLORIDA            c. Canada            d. Wisconsin

18. Advanced math. If you have 3 apples, how many apples do you have?

19. What does NBC (national broadcasting co.) stand for?

20. The  University of Illinois tradition for efficiency began when?
           a. B.C.            b. A.D.            c. STILL WAITING

* YOU MUST ANSWER THREE(3) OR MORE QUESTIONS CORRECTLY TO QUALIFY

Re: University of Illinois Football Exam

PostPosted: Fri Dec 26, 2003 4:05 pm
by Sock
Such low standards! ;D

Sock ;D

Re: University of Illinois Football Exam

PostPosted: Sat Dec 27, 2003 8:41 am
by Polynomial
lol

Re: University of Illinois Football Exam

PostPosted: Sat Dec 27, 2003 12:15 pm
by Jared
That's too hard!!!  ;D ;D ;D

Re: University of Illinois Football Exam

PostPosted: Sat Dec 27, 2003 4:31 pm
by Stratobat
lmao  ;D

Re: University of Illinois Football Exam

PostPosted: Sat Dec 27, 2003 5:08 pm
by Politically Incorrect
I think that is the same exam they give University of TN players.
Have you ever heard how smart they sound in interviews? Shocking they even pass!!LOL!!!

Re: University of Illinois Football Exam

PostPosted: Sun Dec 28, 2003 9:21 pm
by chomp_rock
We really need an ROFL smiley!

Re: University of Illinois Football Exam

PostPosted: Mon Dec 29, 2003 12:48 am
by russ
We really need an ROFL smiley!


what does ROFL stand for??

Re: University of Illinois Football Exam

PostPosted: Mon Dec 29, 2003 12:52 am
by Travis
(R)olling (O)n the (F)loor (L)aughing

Re: University of Illinois Football Exam

PostPosted: Mon Dec 29, 2003 10:18 am
by russ
Thanks Ender Baron!! :)

Re: University of Illinois Football Exam

PostPosted: Mon Dec 29, 2003 8:33 pm
by Ambassador
;D ;D ;D

Re: University of Illinois Football Exam

PostPosted: Tue Dec 30, 2003 3:35 am
by Smoke2much
Looks like a GCSE paper to me LOL

Re: University of Illinois Football Exam

PostPosted: Tue Dec 30, 2003 3:12 pm
by Squeek
i just took it, i think i failed

jk