Stranroer Pilot (Quote)
The Navigator said "steer 093 degrees",
But when I looked at the Pigeon it shook it's head.


Airlines:
All cockpit crew not of the rank of Senior Captain will be replaced by a Dog effective immediately.
The Senior Captains job....to feed the dog
The Dogs job...To Bite the Senior Captain if he touches
anything.
























Happy Landings....Cheers.....Doug