SAGE THOUGHTS FOR PEOPLE
Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2003 2:00 am*********************************************************
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press
'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
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Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't
fallen asleep yet.
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My husband says I never listen to him. At least I think that's what he said.
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Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
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Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in
prison?
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If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with
something called labor!
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Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press
'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
*********************************************************
Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't
fallen asleep yet.
*********************************************************
My husband says I never listen to him. At least I think that's what he said.
*********************************************************
Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
*********************************************************
Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in
prison?
*********************************************************
If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with
something called labor!
*********************************************************
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever
lol!!!!
How True How True!!!