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why airplanes are better than women

Posted:
Tue Nov 25, 2003 12:46 pm
by Moach
Why Aeroplanes Are Better Than Women
Aeroplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
An aeroplane
Re: why airplanes are better than women

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Tue Nov 25, 2003 1:02 pm
by Cherokee_6
LOL! Thats good!
Re: why airplanes are better than women

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Tue Nov 25, 2003 1:22 pm
by ozzy72
Re: why airplanes are better than women

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Tue Nov 25, 2003 2:55 pm
by BFMF
lol
Re: why airplanes are better than women

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Tue Nov 25, 2003 4:07 pm
by Sock

I love aeroplanes...
Sock

Re: why airplanes are better than women

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Tue Nov 25, 2003 5:41 pm
by Polynomial
LOL! Very good! Smart move Ozzy . . . .
Re: why airplanes are better than women

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Tue Nov 25, 2003 9:13 pm
by Hellhound
the top 5 reasons:
5: Aeroplanes come with manuals.
4:Aeroplanes don't come with in-laws.
3:It's OK to use tie-downs on your aeroplane.
2: Aeroplanes don't mind if you look at other aeroplanes.
and, number 1: Aeroplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
Re: why airplanes are better than women

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Fri Nov 28, 2003 9:04 pm
by Jared
SO TRUE!

Re: why airplanes are better than women

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Fri Nov 28, 2003 9:37 pm
by BFMF
Aeroplanes come with manuals.
The best reason of all

Re: why airplanes are better than women

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Fri Nov 28, 2003 11:21 pm
by Jared
The best reason of all

Amen brother!
Re: why airplanes are better than women

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Sat Nov 29, 2003 12:11 am
by Tchkinjiu
Re: why airplanes are better than women

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Sat Nov 29, 2003 10:55 am
by Tequila Sunrise
Amen 8)
*Aeroplanes don't mind if you look at other aeroplanes.
*Aeroplanes come with manuals.
*An aeroplane will kill you quickly... a woman takes her time.
;D
Re: why airplanes are better than women

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Mon Dec 01, 2003 12:59 am
by Wing Nut
I use tiedowns all the time on my wife Aeroplane!
Re: why airplanes are better than women

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Mon Dec 01, 2003 1:05 am
by BFMF
Also, airplanes are predictable, women are fickle

Re: why airplanes are better than women

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Tue Dec 02, 2003 2:33 pm
by Squeek
Airplanes do what you ask