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why airplanes are better than women

PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2003 12:46 pm
by Moach
Why Aeroplanes Are Better Than Women

Aeroplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.

An aeroplane

Re: why airplanes are better than women

PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2003 1:02 pm
by Cherokee_6
LOL! Thats good!

Re: why airplanes are better than women

PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2003 1:22 pm
by ozzy72
V.Funny Moach. But I won't show it to the missus ;) ;D ;D ;D

Re: why airplanes are better than women

PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2003 2:55 pm
by BFMF
lol

Re: why airplanes are better than women

PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2003 4:07 pm
by Sock
:D  I love aeroplanes...

Sock :)

Re: why airplanes are better than women

PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2003 5:41 pm
by Polynomial
LOL! Very good! Smart move Ozzy . . . .

Re: why airplanes are better than women

PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2003 9:13 pm
by Hellhound
the top 5 reasons:

5: Aeroplanes come with manuals.

4:Aeroplanes don't come with in-laws.  

3:It's OK to use tie-downs on your aeroplane.

2: Aeroplanes don't mind if you look at other aeroplanes.

and, number 1: Aeroplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.

Re: why airplanes are better than women

PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2003 9:04 pm
by Jared
SO TRUE!

;D

Re: why airplanes are better than women

PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2003 9:37 pm
by BFMF
Aeroplanes come with manuals.


The best reason of all 8)

Re: why airplanes are better than women

PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2003 11:21 pm
by Jared

The best reason of all 8)


Amen brother!

Re: why airplanes are better than women

PostPosted: Sat Nov 29, 2003 12:11 am
by Tchkinjiu
;D ;D ;D

Re: why airplanes are better than women

PostPosted: Sat Nov 29, 2003 10:55 am
by Tequila Sunrise
Amen  8)

*Aeroplanes don't mind if you look at other aeroplanes.  
*Aeroplanes come with manuals.
*An aeroplane will kill you quickly... a woman takes her time.
 ;D

Re: why airplanes are better than women

PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2003 12:59 am
by Wing Nut
I use tiedowns all the time on my wife Aeroplane!

Re: why airplanes are better than women

PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2003 1:05 am
by BFMF
Also, airplanes are predictable, women are fickle ;D

Re: why airplanes are better than women

PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2003 2:33 pm
by Squeek
Airplanes do what you ask