Why did the Chicken Cross the Road???
Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2003 7:47 pmBecause he was a stupid head!!!
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Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2003 7:47 pmRe: Why did the Chicken Cross the Road???
Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2003 8:38 pmBecause his drill instructor told him so!
Re: Why did the Chicken Cross the Road???
Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2003 9:05 pmPossibly to get the roll as the road kill in the new reality TV show, "The Simple Life", starring Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie. They're suppose to do a show where they scrape up some down home country road kill. I think a ground hog got the part...lol.
Re: Why did the Chicken Cross the Road???
Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2003 11:22 pmHow about to get away from his nagging wife?
Re: Why did the Chicken Cross the Road???
Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2003 12:09 amCause he felt like it
Re: Why did the Chicken Cross the Road???
Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2003 1:57 pmto see how long it took for someone to run it over?
Re: Why did the Chicken Cross the Road???
Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2003 9:32 pmHe was stapled to the turkey.
Re: Why did the Chicken Cross the Road???
Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2003 8:37 ambecause the grass was greener on the other side?
Re: Why did the Chicken Cross the Road???
Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2003 10:51 amHe crossed because a star collapsed in the Galaxy Andromeda.
It only makes logical sense!
It only makes logical sense!
Re: Why did the Chicken Cross the Road???
Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2003 11:56 amBecause he was runnign from the farmer who was wielding a very sharp knife?