The anti-car theft device (Denver Jockstrap)

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The anti-car theft device (Denver Jockstrap)

Postby Loafing Smurf » Sun Nov 16, 2003 5:54 pm

This is the Denver Jockstrap, the anti-car theft device of the future.

Here is a demonstration.

A car thief holds you up.

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Our patented arm retracts to assault the thief in the private area.

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Force is applied to neutralize the threat. As you see, the thief has dropped his weapon.

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The hand of the arm is detached to ensure no counter attacks.

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Then, you can safely drive away and report the event. Only police stations has the special key to remove the device, forcing the thief to turn himself in.

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Crime does not pay!
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Re: The anti-car theft device (Denver Jockstrap)

Postby Wing Nut » Sun Nov 16, 2003 6:02 pm

I hate to see that thing misfire.  What happens if you lock yourself out?
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Re: The anti-car theft device (Denver Jockstrap)

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Sun Nov 16, 2003 6:05 pm

Thats from Naked Gun. :)
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Re: The anti-car theft device (Denver Jockstrap)

Postby Loafing Smurf » Sun Nov 16, 2003 6:11 pm

I have no idea, what would happen in a misfire.

P.S Yes it is from Naked Gun 33 1/3. I rented it and took some screen shots.
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Re: The anti-car theft device (Denver Jockstrap)

Postby Polynomial » Mon Nov 17, 2003 6:38 am

that's gotta bring a tear to ones eye!
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Re: The anti-car theft device (Denver Jockstrap)

Postby Jared » Mon Nov 17, 2003 9:35 am

OUCH!!! But still funny!  ;D ;D ;D :'(
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Re: The anti-car theft device (Denver Jockstrap)

Postby shd1n1 » Sat Nov 26, 2016 12:44 am

I just ran across this thread from several years ago. Since I just recently saw the movie, the comments here are great. And Loafer Smurf has done a wonderful job describing the operation of this device. I disagree with only one item: It seems that the "patented arm" does not retract to reduce the possibility of counter-attack, Rather, the arm retracts so that the lawful owner of the vehicle can simply drive away. Once again, thanks for the postings.
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