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Engineers and Lawyers

PostPosted: Sat Nov 01, 2003 2:01 am
by Loafing Smurf
An Engineer found a magic lap and a genie came out. He was granted three wishes. But for every wish, a lawyer gets double of that wish.

His first wish was to get a Ferrari, the Engineer got a Ferrari, and every lawyer got 2 Ferraris.

The second wish was to get one million dollars. He got the one million and every lawyer got two million.

Then for his final wish, he wanted to donate one kidney...

Re: Engineers and Lawyers

PostPosted: Sat Nov 01, 2003 8:40 am
by Polynomial
lol that is so damn hilarious . . . .

Re: Engineers and Lawyers

PostPosted: Sat Nov 01, 2003 1:16 pm
by Wing Nut
:)

Re: Engineers and Lawyers

PostPosted: Sat Nov 01, 2003 10:20 pm
by russ
LOL, NICE ONE

thinking of lawyers:

Why did New Jersey got all the dumps and California all lawyers?

Because New Jersey got the first pick!

Andrew please dont tell me it has been posted!! ;) ;)

Re: Engineers and Lawyers

PostPosted: Sat Nov 01, 2003 10:24 pm
by BFMF
Andrew please dont tell me it has been posted!! ;) ;)


It probably has ;D ;D

Re: Engineers and Lawyers

PostPosted: Sat Nov 01, 2003 10:46 pm
by Wing Nut
Actually, I posted a different version involving a brunette and blondes last week... :) :P

Re: Engineers and Lawyers

PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2003 4:46 pm
by flyboy 28
Why did New Jersey got all the dumps and California all lawyers?

Because New Jersey got the first pick!



[glb]HEY[/glb] DON'T YOU [glb]DARE[/glb] DISS NEW JERSEY.


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Re: Engineers and Lawyers

PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2003 8:19 pm
by russ
Come by my house, and we'll settle the argument!!

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Re: Engineers and Lawyers

PostPosted: Mon Nov 03, 2003 2:12 am
by michaelb15
LOL