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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

If only you knew how many times women have said those things to me...

Good though.

Sock

i wish i had the guts to get that far... but hey, i have time

If only you knew how many times women have said those things to me...
Sock

I feel so sorry for you...

Here's some more I found in Garfield's Insults, Put-downs, and Slams:

man:Will you go out with me?

woman:I'm single, not desperate.
            Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
            I'd rather shave my head with a chainsaw!
            No, it's too dangerous.  I might yawn myself to death.
           Sure, than I'll donate my life's savings to gypsies.
Man: Have'nt we met?
Woman: In your dreams and my nightmares.

Man: What would you say if I asked you out?
Woman: Nothing.  I can't talk and gag at the same time.



Dating Dodges

Sorry, I dont date lower life forms.

Make my day.  Ask someone else out tonight.

I'd consider going out with you, but I'm still in my right mind.

If only you knew how many times women have said those things to me...

Good though.

Sock

but ur only 15 . . . . . . . .

but ur only 15 . . . . . . . .

No woned WOMEN say it to him.