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Postby ysteinbuch » Tue Oct 14, 2003 4:01 pm

http://www.skyhighairlines.com/main.asp
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Re: For your amusement ...

Postby Sock » Tue Oct 14, 2003 6:01 pm

Flying More.  Caring Less.   ;D

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Re: For your amusement ...

Postby Jared » Tue Oct 14, 2003 7:13 pm

LOL absolutely brilliant!  Loved the theme!

Someday when I run my own misionary service (Which is what I hope to do...) that will be my motto... ;D :) ;) ::)

Just kidding of course...

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Re: For your amusement ...

Postby Smoke2much » Wed Oct 15, 2003 6:38 am

That is the first web site that I've ever tried everything out.  It is brilliant.  My bags are in Africa and I booked a flight that is approx 200 miles.  It will take 15 hours with 4 connections and an average of 24% bench time.

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Re: For your amusement ...

Postby Jared » Wed Oct 15, 2003 9:35 am

Well shucks will, you got a better deal than me! the flight that I was booked on took me 53 hours! ;D

My luggage was in timbucktu, and I wasn't gonna leave for another 3 years... ;D
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Re: For your amusement ...

Postby Smoke2much » Wed Oct 15, 2003 10:05 am

I'm setting this up as my own private VA!!!  Some of those flights are priceless!  Sarah's baggag was in the Himalayas somewhere.
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Re: For your amusement ...

Postby ATI_7500 » Wed Oct 15, 2003 10:05 am

my bags are on Siple Island,Antarctica....AND THEY AREN'T EVEN SURE! ;D
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Re: For your amusement ...

Postby Lethal.Ambition » Wed Oct 15, 2003 1:45 pm

LMAO

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Re: For your amusement ...

Postby Lethal.Ambition » Wed Oct 15, 2003 1:47 pm

Look at this!



MISSION STATEMENT OF THE WEEK:
The mission of SkyHigh Airlines is to be laser-focused on total customer satisfaction, among many, many other things.

VOICES OF SKYHIGH:
- It's important that we get the SkyHigh message out there. That message? Thank you for your money.

- The Alaska Spirit. We have Alaska Spirit too. It just more of a surly commercial fisherman type deal.

- We were rated number two for the longest time for a certain kind of service. With the collapse of the Soviet Union, we shot straight to the top.


LMAO!!!!!
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Re: For your amusement ...

Postby Lethal.Ambition » Wed Oct 15, 2003 1:49 pm

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Re: For your amusement ...

Postby farmerdave » Wed Oct 15, 2003 4:34 pm

My luggage is down in exotic Cochabamba, Bolivia.
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Re: For your amusement ...

Postby KnightStryker » Wed Oct 15, 2003 5:16 pm

Thanks for posting that.
This is priceless, made my day.
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Re: For your amusement ...

Postby Maverick_VFA-34 » Mon Oct 27, 2003 5:24 pm

Alright I've finally got an excuse to fly to Russia since my luggage is there but it'd probaly cost me a million bucks to fly there.I was going to fly to Caliente,CA and it was gonna cost $7,000!!!!!!!NOIW ITS IN ANTARTICA!!!

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Re: For your amusement ...

Postby GeForce » Tue Oct 28, 2003 12:09 pm

Great motto ;D ;D
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Re: For your amusement ...

Postby Wing Nut » Tue Oct 28, 2003 12:58 pm

I think I used them for my last flight... :)
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