Flying Italian style

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Flying Italian style

Postby ozzy72 » Sat Oct 25, 2003 3:25 am

I've finally found out what Alitalia (the Italian national flag carrier) stands for.....
A - always
L - late
I - in
T - take-off
A - always
L - late
I - in
A - arrival

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Re: Flying Italian style

Postby Polynomial » Sat Oct 25, 2003 7:08 am

ahhh good old Italians . . . . . . .
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Re: Flying Italian style

Postby Iroquois » Sat Oct 25, 2003 1:07 pm

Good one. Fiat stands for...
F- fix
I- it
A- again
T- Tony
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Re: Flying Italian style

Postby Wing Nut » Sun Oct 26, 2003 5:18 am

Chevrolet

C- Can
H- Hear
E- Every
V- Valve
R- Rod
O- Or
L- Lifter
E- Every
T- Time

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Re: Flying Italian style

Postby chomp_rock » Sun Oct 26, 2003 10:23 pm

good one.
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Re: Flying Italian style

Postby Jared » Sun Oct 26, 2003 11:24 pm

Chevrolet

C- Can
H- Hear
E- Every
V- Valve
R- Rod
O- Or
L- Lifter
E- Every
T- Time

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Watch it! My chevy sounds better than my FORD ever did! could help that it has less miles, in better shape etc... :-)

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Re: Flying Italian style

Postby Squeek » Mon Oct 27, 2003 5:25 pm

i wish i had a car... but i cant even drive for another 1.5 years.... that is gona be funny, one of these days, i will have my pilots licence and go, "Sorry officer... i just landed from my solo cross country flight. It is amazing, i can fly a plane that easly goes twice as fast then this car ever could, and yet i still cant go 30 mph down the road, you figure that one out."
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Re: Flying Italian style

Postby GeForce » Tue Oct 28, 2003 12:25 pm

Lol. I have one like that but I can't remember it :( :-/
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