New improved stress management technique

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New improved stress management technique

Postby ozzy72 » Sun Oct 26, 2003 8:26 am

When you've had a rough day, here's a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological texts.The funny thing is that it really works.

1. Picture yourself near a stream.
2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.
3. No one but you knows your secret place.
4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic place called "the world,"
5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
6. The water is crystal clear.
7. You can easily make out the face of the person you're holding under water.

See! You're smiling already.
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Re: New improved stress management technique

Postby Wing Nut » Sun Oct 26, 2003 3:06 pm

*sigh*  Yup, definitely up for that second PITA...
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Re: New improved stress management technique

Postby Jared » Sun Oct 26, 2003 3:12 pm

;) Cute!

Works great!

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Re: New improved stress management technique

Postby Sock » Sun Oct 26, 2003 10:12 pm

Could I be holding more than one person underwater?

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P.S.  No really. ???
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Re: New improved stress management technique

Postby Squeek » Mon Oct 27, 2003 5:31 pm

nice... i can see ummmm should say. i useally just wait till i get home the beat the stuffing out of my heavy bag (50lbs bag suspended fromt he celling... i broke the hook once... that thing landed with a thump)
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