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Top 10 Funny Store Signs  

1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."

2.Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."

3.On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman , and the 2nd one just left."

4.In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit ! Stay!"

5.At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."

6.On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."

7.In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."

8.Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."

9.In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."

10.In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.

The sign on the street of the local hardware store says:

"We can fix it all!"

The sign on their door says:

"Door broken, use back door..."

:-)

Lol, good ones. I like this sort of thing.

"Age comes with wisdom, but sometimes age comes alone"

Local oil change sign "Best place in town to take a leak"

LMAO.... i should give the counsiler one to mine... the guy is.... someone who might apprecate it... although i would never go to him as someone to talk to.... i have lunch 7th... only 8 periods in the day... adn i have to go durring lunch as it is currently