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The Mummy...
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Mon Oct 20, 2003 8:30 amby Wing Nut
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy, a rather rare occurrence in Israel, to say the least. After examining it, he called Abe, the curator of the Israel museum in Jerusalem.
"I've just discovered a 3,000 year old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!" the excited scientist exclaimed.
Abe replied, "Bring him in. We'll check it out."
A week later, the amazed Abe called the archaeologist. "You were right about both the mummy's age and cause of death. How in the world did you know?"
"Easy. There was a piece of paper in his hand that said, '10,000 Shekels on Goliath'."
Re: The Mummy...
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Mon Oct 20, 2003 8:37 amby Smoke2much
Grooooan, I'm hereby nominating you for a PITA
Will
PS LOL
Re: The Mummy...
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Mon Oct 20, 2003 11:50 amby Wing Nut
Yeahhh! I finally get my PITA! Now all I nedd is some Gyro meat, goat cheese, lettuce, tomato...
Re: The Mummy...
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Mon Oct 20, 2003 3:05 pmby Woodlouse2002
I'm afriad Pippin that Only Ozzy is really allowed to issue PITAs. I awarded Ozzy his cause no one else is nearly qualified. And anyway, that joke was good.
Re: The Mummy...
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Mon Oct 20, 2003 3:08 pmby Wing Nut
Don't worry, when Ozzy gets back, I think my nomination is a foregone conclusion...
Re: The Mummy...
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Mon Oct 20, 2003 3:17 pmby Woodlouse2002
It is a foregone conclusion. Did you see the atrocitys I had to come up with to get mine?
Re: The Mummy...
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Mon Oct 20, 2003 10:23 pmby Tchkinjiu
PITA?
Re: The Mummy...
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Tue Oct 21, 2003 12:54 amby BFMF
PITA = Pain In The Ass award
It's not as easy as you think, trust me
Re: The Mummy...
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Tue Oct 21, 2003 12:55 amby BFMF
It is a foregone conclusion. Did you see the atrocitys I had to come up with to get mine?
Hey woody, it's been so long, what exactly did you do?
Re: The Mummy...
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Tue Oct 21, 2003 12:59 amby Polynomial
PITA?
Pain in the Ass Award. Awarded to those who have the saddest jokes under the sun. . . .
it was a rather good joke!
Re: The Mummy...
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Tue Oct 21, 2003 4:06 amby Smoke2much
Please note that I have only nominated Pippin. I am fully aware that I cannot give the award myself
. I will discuss the matter with Mark today and see what can be arranged.
Will
Re: The Mummy...
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Tue Oct 21, 2003 4:08 amby Wing Nut
Speaking of which, when is he coming back? I thought he said he was going to be gone for eight days?
Re: The Mummy...
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Wed Oct 22, 2003 4:10 amby Smoke2much
I have spoken to Mark and told him of the nomination. Unfortunately I was forced to tell the joke as well. He laughed so no PITA this time. Try harder Pippin, we know that you can do it.
Will
Re: The Mummy...
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Wed Oct 22, 2003 7:01 amby Wing Nut
*Sigh* Always a bridesmaid and never a bride...
Re: The Mummy...
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Wed Oct 22, 2003 11:53 pmby BFMF
[quote]*Sigh*