The Mummy...

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The Mummy...

Postby Wing Nut » Mon Oct 20, 2003 8:30 am

An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy, a rather rare occurrence in Israel, to say the least. After examining it, he called Abe, the curator of the Israel museum in Jerusalem.

"I've just discovered a 3,000 year old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!" the excited scientist exclaimed.

Abe replied, "Bring him in. We'll check it out."

A week later, the amazed Abe called the archaeologist. "You were right about both the mummy's age and cause of death. How in the world did you know?"

"Easy. There was a piece of paper in his hand that said, '10,000 Shekels on Goliath'."
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Re: The Mummy...

Postby Smoke2much » Mon Oct 20, 2003 8:37 am

Grooooan, I'm hereby nominating you for a PITA ;D

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Re: The Mummy...

Postby Wing Nut » Mon Oct 20, 2003 11:50 am

Yeahhh!  I finally get my PITA!  Now all I nedd is some Gyro meat, goat cheese, lettuce, tomato...
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Re: The Mummy...

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Mon Oct 20, 2003 3:05 pm

I'm afriad Pippin that Only Ozzy is really allowed to issue PITAs. I awarded Ozzy his cause no one else is nearly qualified. And anyway, that joke was good. ;D
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Re: The Mummy...

Postby Wing Nut » Mon Oct 20, 2003 3:08 pm

Don't worry, when Ozzy gets back, I think my nomination is a foregone conclusion...
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Re: The Mummy...

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Mon Oct 20, 2003 3:17 pm

It is a foregone conclusion. Did you see the atrocitys I had to come up with to get mine? :P
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Re: The Mummy...

Postby Tchkinjiu » Mon Oct 20, 2003 10:23 pm

PITA?
"Have compassion for all beings, rich and poor alike; each has their suffering. Some suffer too much, others too little."
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Re: The Mummy...

Postby BFMF » Tue Oct 21, 2003 12:54 am

PITA = Pain In The Ass award

It's not as easy as you think, trust me ;)
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Re: The Mummy...

Postby BFMF » Tue Oct 21, 2003 12:55 am

It is a foregone conclusion. Did you see the atrocitys I had to come up with to get mine? :P


Hey woody, it's been so long, what exactly did you do?
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Re: The Mummy...

Postby Polynomial » Tue Oct 21, 2003 12:59 am

PITA?

Pain in the Ass Award.  Awarded to those who have the saddest jokes under the sun. . . .

it was a rather good joke!
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Re: The Mummy...

Postby Smoke2much » Tue Oct 21, 2003 4:06 am

Please note that I have only nominated Pippin.  I am fully aware that I cannot give the award myself ;).  I will discuss the matter with Mark today and see what can be arranged.

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Re: The Mummy...

Postby Wing Nut » Tue Oct 21, 2003 4:08 am

Speaking of which, when is he coming back?  I thought he said he was going to be gone for eight days? :)
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Re: The Mummy...

Postby Smoke2much » Wed Oct 22, 2003 4:10 am

I have spoken to Mark and told him of the nomination.  Unfortunately I was forced to tell the joke as well.  He laughed so no PITA this time.  Try harder Pippin, we know that you can do it.

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Re: The Mummy...

Postby Wing Nut » Wed Oct 22, 2003 7:01 am

*Sigh*  Always a bridesmaid and never a bride... :( :P
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Re: The Mummy...

Postby BFMF » Wed Oct 22, 2003 11:53 pm

[quote]*Sigh*
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