The three legged chicken...

[Wing Nut]

One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road at about 30 mph when he noticed that there was a three-legged chicken running alongside his car. He stepped on the gas but at 50 miles per hr. the chicken was still keeping up. After about a mile of running the chicken ran up a farm lane and into a barn behind an old farm house. The salesman had some time to kill so he turned around and drove up the farm lane. He knocked at the door and when the farmer answered he told him what he had just seen. The farmer said that his son was a geneticist and he had developed this breed of chicken because the three of them each like a drumstick when they have chicken and this way they only have to kill one chicken.
"That's the most fantastic thing I've ever heard," said the salesman. "How do they taste?"

"I don't know," said the farmer. "We've never caught one."

[Jared]

lol...that's funny!

[michaelb15]

you have been listening to carl hurly a bit too much!!

[Polynomial]

that surely has to be in the running for PITA

[Jared]

LOL...still funny anyways...

[Iroquois]

I think this was based on an old urban ledgend. As the story goes, KFC was genetically engeneering chickens with three legs and no head to get more food off it and make them easier to kill. Of course this isn't true because #1: KFC doesn't farm chickens, they order them like any other restaurant and #2: I don't think that level of technology exists yet.

Still a good joke though.  ;D

[Jared]

[quote]I think this was based on an old urban ledgend. As the story goes, KFC was genetically engeneering chickens with three legs and no head to get more food off it and make them easier to kill. Of course this isn't true because #1: KFC doesn't farm chickens, they order them like any other restaurant and #2: I don't think that level of technology exists yet.

Still a good joke though.

[Squeek]

u would be surprised what the government was keeping from you people... that i ummm dont know about