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by **RitterKreuz** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 5:41 pm

The English wrestling team is scheduled to compete against the Russian wrestling team in the wrestling olympics, and each country must select their number one wrestler to compete in the match.

So the English select their finest wrestler Tiny Joe, he is a small man but he is fast and strong.

And the Russians select their finest Wrestler Ivan, he is a bear of a man with a new move rumored to be un-escapable..."The Russian Pretzel"

So Tiny Joe's manager warns him right before the match... "Listen Joe, this Ivan has a few tricks up his sleeve, he is sure to use the russian pretzel to take the win... stay fast and wear him down its your only chance!"

So Joe climbs into the ring with Ivan and the men circle each other and Joe is doing a good job of being nimble but Ivan finally gets a hold of Joe and down the men go into a Knot of wrestling carnage! Joe hasn't a chance now!

But much to the amazement of the crowd and to both teams Ivan is hurled ten feet into the air and slung across the ring... tiny joe body slams Ivan and wins the match.

Joe's manager takes him into the locker room after the match and says "Joe! You've won! i thought for sure you were a goner, how ever did you pull it off?!"

Joe responds "Well Ivan grabbed me and pinned me into the dreaded russian pretzel, i was twisted and mashed in the strangest of positions and i knew there was no way out, but up i looked and dangling above my head was these 2 great big testicles! so what could i do... i took a great big bite out of them!"

the manager says "So thats how you beat him so easily?"

and Joe says "Well you would be amazed at the super human strength you can develop when you chomp into your own testicles!"