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Here are some jokes I just got emailed to me courtesy of my girfriend.......enjoy  ;)



A Scouser walked into the local unemployment office, marched straight up to the counter and says "Alright mate, I'm lookin' for a job"

The man behind the counter replied "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur for his 21 year old daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes CLK, uniform provided. Due to the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and once a year you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holiday. The salary package is

For the benefit of those who might not know, a scouser is someone from Liverpool in the NW of England.  And LOL mate

Will

Haha, those are great

I'm from the states...I still don't quite get that first one...sorry but the second is pretty good!

lol