Here are some jokes I just got emailed to me courtesy of my girfriend.......enjoy ;)
A Scouser walked into the local unemployment office, marched straight up to the counter and says "Alright mate, I'm lookin' for a job"
The man behind the counter replied "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur for his 21 year old daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes CLK, uniform provided. Due to the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and once a year you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holiday. The salary package is