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Sex In Advertising  

PostPosted: Thu Oct 09, 2003 2:33 pm
by Wing Nut
Sex In Advertising  

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "TWO PROSTITUTES -- $50.00."
A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.

Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying, "JESUS SAVES."

One of the girls asked the cop, "How come you don't stop them?!"

"Well, that's a little different," the cop smiled. "Their sign pertains to religion."

So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off.

The following day found the same cop in the area when he noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again. Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which now read:

"TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER -- $50.00."

Re: Sex In Advertising

PostPosted: Thu Oct 09, 2003 2:40 pm
by Deputy
Good one Kev

Re: Sex In Advertising

PostPosted: Thu Oct 09, 2003 2:53 pm
by Romulus111VADT
LMAO...You got to give them an "A" for effort.

;D

Re: Sex In Advertising

PostPosted: Thu Oct 09, 2003 8:05 pm
by Sock
Smart hoes.   :D

Sock

Re: Sex In Advertising

PostPosted: Fri Oct 10, 2003 8:38 am
by Jared
LMAO...You got to give them an "A" for effort.

;D


What he said!  ;D

Jared

Re: Sex In Advertising

PostPosted: Fri Oct 10, 2003 8:46 am
by Conner
Some people are clever.
Conner

Re: Sex In Advertising

PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2003 1:54 am
by Polynomial
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