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Lots of commercial aircraft are stacked up waiting for approach to O'Hare Int'l, ATC has inflicted numerous delays, and some planes are already 1-2 hours late. The WX is good, it's just that there is a traffic bottleneck somewhere. Pilots, passengers, crew are all getting quite frustrated and angry.

ATC: "All aircraft holding, expect 20 minutes additional delay."

Unknown A/C: "Ahhh . . . bullsh*t!"

ATC: "Aircraft making last transmission, identify yourself."

(silence)

ATC: "Aircraft making last transmission, identify yourself immediately!"

(silence)

ATC: "Aircraft using 'bulls*it' in last transmission, identify yourself.
American 411, was that you?"

American 411: "Approach, American 411: negative on the 'bulls*it,' sir."

NW 202: "Approach, NW 202: negative on the 'bulls*it.'"

Delta 55: "Approach, Delta 55: negative on the 'bulls*it.'"

NW 33: "Approach, NW 33: we have a negative on that 'bulls*it.'"

. . . and so on, right through the entire pattern.

lol

lol...

and the person who said it would respond with:

"I said this was Bulls**it, not that I was stupid!"

Jared