The New Lawnmower

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The New Lawnmower

Postby Wing Nut » Wed Sep 24, 2003 9:01 pm

One day a lawyer was riding in his limosine when he saw a guy eating grass He told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, "Why are you eating grass".
The man replied, "I'm so poor, I can't afford a thing to eat."

So the layer said, "Poor guy, come back to my house."

The guys then said, "But I have a wife and three kids." The layers told him to bring them along.

When they were all in the car, the poor man said, "Thanks for taking us back to your house, it is so kind of you."

The layer said, "You're going to love it there, the grass is a foot tall."
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Re: The New Lawnmower

Postby Jared » Thu Sep 25, 2003 11:03 am

Can I get one too?
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Re: The New Lawnmower

Postby BFMF » Sat Sep 27, 2003 2:31 am

how cruel
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