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Fun Jokes

PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2003 5:21 pm
by catsup
Why do dogs don't like cats?


They smell like rats.

Get it?  :) :) :) :) ;D ;D ;D :P :P :P

Re: Fun Jokes

PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2003 11:39 am
by catsup
Why are porcupines scared to get up?


Because of their hair. lol :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Re: Fun Jokes

PostPosted: Mon Sep 22, 2003 12:36 pm
by catsup
Why do cops not touch burglars?

They're afraid of getting mad-cow.  Get it Burger rhymes with burglar!!!
If your not canadian you might not understand this.

Re: Fun Jokes

PostPosted: Tue Sep 23, 2003 1:37 am
by Wing Nut
There are two lemons sitting in the bath rub and one turns to the other and says "Would you please pass the soap?" and the other says "What do I look like; a typrewriter?"  ;D