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Police Jokes

Postby Deputy » Sat Sep 20, 2003 10:20 pm

A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering.

The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner. The rookie rolled down his window and said, "Let's get off the corner people."

A few glances, but no one moved, so he barked again, "Let's get off that corner... NOW!" Intimidated, the group of people began to leave, casting puzzled stares in his direction.

Proud of his first official act, the young policeman turned to his partner and asked, "Well, how did I do?"

"Pretty good," chuckled the veteran, "especially since this is a bus stop!"
Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when I come for you?

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Re: Police Jokes

Postby ozzy72 » Sun Sep 21, 2003 3:13 am

;D ;D ;D
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Re: Police Jokes

Postby Craig. » Sun Sep 21, 2003 5:52 am

excellent:)
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Re: Police Jokes

Postby Squeek » Sun Sep 21, 2003 7:06 pm

i know some ppl that would do something like that.... me.
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