Clocks

[Deputy]

One day, many years after the Clinton scandal, Hillary dies after being struck by a car. Hillary finds herself at the gates of Heaven and sees St. Peter. She says, "Can I get into heaven now?"

St. Peter says, "Yes. I can let you in, but you'll need to wait a few minutes. I have some things to take care of."

So St. Peter leaves and Hillary looks at the scenery and sees millions of clocks lying around. Every once in a while, a clock or so would turn ahead 15 minutes. Hillary wondered why.

Soon, St. Peter came back and Hillary said, "St. Peter, what on earth are all these clocks for?"

St. Peter replies, "Each clock represents a man. Every time a man commits adultery, the clock turns ahead 15 minutes. "

Hillary asks "Where's my husbands clock?"

St. Peter replies "Oh, it's in God's office. He uses it for a fan!"